Weight Quotes

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty

Woody Allen

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.


More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

John Kenneth Galbraith

One should eat to live, not live to eat.


I have decided that perhaps I am bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.

Paula Poundstone

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins.† Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.

Stephen Phillips

Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.

Phillip C. McGraw

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.

Elmer Rice

I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is fourteen days.

Totie Fields

Forget love ń I would rather fall in chocolate.

Sandra J. Dykes

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Peter De Vries

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

George Bernard Shaw

Life itself is the proper binge.

Julia Child

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

Dave Barry

I am allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.

Jennifer Greene Duncan

I think I just ate my willpower.

Author Unknown

I think the hardest thing is losing weight. That's the hardest thing more than anything else.

Aretha Franklin

I am gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

Johnny Damon†

I have been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I did not have room to because I was drinking all the time.

Robbie Williams

If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.

Kenneth H. Cooper

It seems every year, people make the resolution to exercise and lose weight and get in shape.

Ed Smith

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.

Luther Vandross

Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we diet.

Wendy Morgan

I lean against the wind, pretend that I am weightless, and in this moment I am happy.

Brandon Boyd

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Updated On : May 25, 2013
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