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Quotes from the movie Ghostbusters
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Back off, man; I'm a scientist.
Dr. Peter Venkman


Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
Dr. Peter Venkman


Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
Dr. Peter Venkman


That's okay. The table broke the fall.
Dr. Peter Venkman


Woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...woah...nice shootin' Tex!
Dr. Peter Venkman


...the flowers are still standing!
Dr. Peter Venkman


Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?
Dr. Peter Venkman


I don't have to take this kind of abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
Dr. Peter Venkman


Are we still going out?
Dr. Peter Venkman


I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule...
Dr. Peter Venkman


She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
Dr. Peter Venkman


...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
Dr. Peter Venkman


If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We'll go to jail. Peacefully. Quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
Dr. Peter Venkman


Okay, so, she's a dog.
Dr. Peter Venkman


Go get her, Ray!
Dr. Peter Venkman


Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
Dr. Peter Venkman


What did you do, Ray?!
Dr. Peter Venkman


Hey, this Mr. Stay-Puft is okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York... we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
Dr. Peter Venkman


I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!
Dr. Peter Venkman


Alright... This chick is toast!
Dr. Peter Venkman


Listen! Do you smell something?
Dr. Raymond Stantz


Hey! Does this pole still work?
Dr. Raymond Stantz


This is a major disgrace! Forget MIT or Stanford now, they wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod!
Dr. Raymond Stantz


Smells like barbecued dog hair. Oh, Venkman! Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry!
Dr. Raymond Stantz


"You don't understand. I've worked in the private sector - they expect results.
Dr. Raymond Stantz


If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
Winston Zeddmore


That's a big Twinkie
Winston Zeddmore


Since I've joined these men, I have seen shit that'll turn you white!
Winston Zeddmore


Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!!!"
Winston Zeddmore


This job is definitely not worth 11,5 ($11,500) a year!
Winston Zeddmore


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