No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
George Bernard Shaw
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
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Dieting is wishful shrinking
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Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.
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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
Jane Wagner
To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
Proverb
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.
Jackie Gleason
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
Erma Bombeck
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.
Hugh Allen
Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
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