Diet Quotes

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.


In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.

Stephen Phillips

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Jean Kerr

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas


The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life

Cyril Connolly

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.

Elmer Rice

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!


The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.


Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.


No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

George Bernard Shaw

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.


Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.


Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.


To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.


You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.


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Updated On : December 06, 2013
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