Diet Quotes

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.


Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.


No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

George Bernard Shaw

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.


Dieting is wishful shrinking


Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.


I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.

Jennifer Greene Duncan

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.


I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.

Jane Wagner

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.


You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.


The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.

Jackie Gleason

If food is your best friend, it's also your worst enemy.

Edward "Grandpa" Jones

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.

Erma Bombeck

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.

Hugh Allen

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Updated On : December 06, 2013
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