Thou seest I have more flesh than another man, and therefore more frailty.
William Shakespeare
Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves.
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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
Walt Whitman
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
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In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
Stephen Phillips
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas
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The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life
Cyril Connolly
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
Elmer Rice
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Unknown
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
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