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Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have dÈmode voe.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

You know it is time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves
Cockle Bur

If food is your best friend, it is also your worst enemy.
Edward Grandpa

I have a great diet.† You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone

Dieters live life in the fasting lane

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.
Mervyn Deitel

I have been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I have lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just do not swallow it.
Harry Secombe

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Fat is not a moral problem. It is an oral problem.
Jane Thomas Noland

If you hang your swimsuit On the refrigerator door, The goodies inside Will be easier to ignore.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it is light, she starts to eat.

I bought a talking refrigerator that said Oink every time I opened the door.† It made me hungry for pork chops.
Marie Mott

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

A lot of people are doing something about their weight, but by their own reckoning, it is not enough to get the results they want.
Paul Taylor

A measuring jug is also vital when cooking rice, as this is always measured by volume rather than by weight.
Delia Smith

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.
Lou Diamond Phillips







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