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Sex Quotations
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~ Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex ~

~ Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. ~

~ Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~

~ The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. ~

~ Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. ~

~ You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither ~

~ Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love ~

~ Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. ~

~ A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are ~

~ Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. ~

~ Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last ~

~ I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~

~ The magic of sex is it’s acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there’s no storage problem. ~

~ Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin. ~

~ I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty ~

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