Sex Quotes

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Unknown

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Unknown

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Harlan Ellison

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

John Barrymore

Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.

Harold Robbins

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

Unknown

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.

Marge Piercy

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Woody Allen

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Bette Davis

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.

Marlene Dietrich

Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin.

Bertrand Russell

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

George F. Burns

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies

Fran Lebowitz

It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse

Bertrand Russell

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Bette Davis

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen

Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds

Susan Sontag

When a person has sex, they're not just having it with that partner, they're having it with everybody that partner has had it with for the past ten years

Otis Ray Bowen

Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings

Theodore Roeszak

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Unknown

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Woody Allen

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Updated On : October 27, 2013
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