~ Sex is the last refuge of the miserable ~
~ If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it ~
~ The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. ~
~ The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty ~
~ I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~
~ Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest. ~
~ Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved. ~
~ Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them ~
~ There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. ~
~ There is need of variety in sex, but not in love ~
~ Sex is a discovery ~
~ Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. ~