Sex Quotes

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.


Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.


Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Woody Allen

I happen to like uncomplicated sex

Signourney Weaver

The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and canít get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.

Joan Fontaine

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

John Dryden

Sex ran in him like the sea

John Masefield

Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization

Henri Bergson

I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either

Harold Pinter

Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience.

Harry Golden

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

Charles Bukowski

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts

Heywood C. Broun

Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages.

William J. Brennan, Jr.

At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance

Jean Baudrillard

Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century

Malcolm Muggeridge

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

Andy Warhol

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Andy Warhol

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.

Jef I. Richards

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Marilyn Monroe

Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.

Amy Lowell

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

Yasmine Bleeth

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

Gore Vidal

I'm suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together

Shere Hite

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Updated On : October 27, 2013
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