~ Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~
~ Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out. ~
~ Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~
~ Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~
~ Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~
~ Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~
~ Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~
~ Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~
~ Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~
~ When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~
~ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~
~ For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~