Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Unknown
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.
Malcolm Muggeridge
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
George F. Burns
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable
Quentin Crisp
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Peter Ustinov
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity
Joseph Fetterman
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Dr. William H. Masters
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Marcus Aurelius